February 2012
facepaintz replied to your post: grandma: “why don’t you thin your eyebrows down a…
this is a good pic of me
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grandma: “why don’t you thin your eyebrows down a bit?”
me: “no, that is not even an option.”
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in seventh grade an overweight boy with red curly hair made fun of me over the internet and i never forgave him no matter how many times he let me cheat off of him junior year
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decided i’m not going to leave the house til further notice because that would mean using gas and i’m not about to pay $4.10 a gallon fuck dat and fuck the govn’t for blaming it on tensions with iran ok we all know half of our imported oil is from the western hemisphere i am so butthurt right now
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Anonymous asked: How old are you and where are you from? :)
food baby
went to jack in the box and ordered 6 tacos, fries, & onion rings and when i got to the window to pay i asked for two cups of water and extra napkins so that the lady wouldn’t know i was going to eat all that by myself :-)
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andthe replied to your photo: babe get your butthole off of my book
is that a ragamuffin?
lynx point siamese
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Anonymous asked: How do you take your coffee?
omg my cat was somewhere upstairs ignoring me and when i started twin peaks she came walking into the livingroom and looked around like she recognized the theme song and then she hopped up on my lap. i have the coolest cat in the world! she is trained to watch twin peaks with me!!!
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Anonymous asked: what vitamins do you take?
i set my alarm to wake me up at 7:30 but i just kept pressing snooze for the past 3 hours. i’m pathetic haha.
no i can’t do the reading assignment cos i am just too sad and i don’t want my tears to cause water damage to my textbook
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Anonymous asked: your sweet tender and warm ass cheek being lightly caressed by my rugged and manly hand
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